I Can Tune A Fish
For about three weeks Leilee's favorite joke was: "What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?" *************************************** "You can't tune a fish!" Actually - that was her favorite punchline. She would ask any question as the first part of the joke and end it with, "You can't tune a fish!" She thought she was hilarious. Well I can't really tune a fish. But I can tuna fish. Like a pro. Although, the truth is.... this is only my second year. Two years ago my sister gave me home-canned tuna for a birthday present. We scarfed it down like it was ocean candy. So freaking good. The next year, I went to a canning party at her almost mother-in-law's house. She taught us how to can tuna, and I waltzed home with a hundred jars and self-proclaimed title of "Fish-Whisperer" because I had mastered the art of picking the tuna carcass clean. No joke. Hand me a fillet knife and a spoon. ...